Saturday, August 31, 2013

Because Papa objected to buying a billy goat

Hush little baby don't say a word
Papa's gonna buy you board games for nerds

And if those board games aren't very fun
Papa's gonna buy you video ones

And if those video games make you fat
Mama's dance class will take care of that

And if all that dancing makes you sore
Papa will take you to relax outdoors

And if outdoors the mosquitos bite
Mama will read you lots of books at night

And when all of Mama's books are through
Papa will have more waiting for you

And when all of Papa's books are done
We'll buy you an e-reader to download some

And if that e-reader breaks down
You'll still be the sweetest little baby in town

4 comments:

  1. That is awesome with an extra layer of awesomesauce.

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  2. Nicoleandmaggie beat me to it. F-ing brilliant.

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  3. Greetings! I was hoping you would be willing to answer a quick question I have about your blog! My email is Lifesabanquet1(at)gmail.com :-)

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